Last night I watched
On Her Majesty's Secret Service for the first time. It's one of two Bond Films I haven't seen (the other is
For Your Eyes Only). It got me to thinking about the qualities of what makes a good James Bond. So I present:
The Best James Bond List (from Worst to Best)
7. Barry Nelson
6. Pierce Brosnan
5. Roger Moore/George Lazenby
4. Timothy Dalton
3. David Niven/Woody Allen/Peter Sellers
2. Sean Connery
1. Daniel Craig
Before you go getting all crazy over my choice of best Bonds, here's a breakdown of why:
7. Barry Nelson ("Casino Royale" from
Climax! 1954)
Nelson played Bond in the spy's first screen appearance, a 1954 TV adaptation of Ian Flemming's
Casino Royale for the dramatic TV show
Climax! against Peter Lorre doing his standard villain schtick as Le Chiffre. Because Bond was not a well known character, he was reimagined as an American spy, more of a standard pulp hero. Nelson plays his Jimmy Bond as one might imagine William Holden in the role--which is to say, certainly not our conception of James Bond. As far as Bonds go, Nelson gets bottom billing because he starred in an hour long TV version with really low production value that replaced the character's effete Britishness with downhome American grit. Not very James Bond at all.
6. Pierce Brosnan (
Goldeneye, 1995.
Tomorrow Never Dies, 1997.
The World is Not Enough, 1999.
Die Another Day, 2002.)
Brosnan is the worst of the "classic Bonds" as they have become known (Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan) though most of the blame probably shouldn't be cast on the actor, but rather on the productions themselves, and those involved.
Why is Brosnan's Bond so bad? He's not an asshole. Brosnan's Bond is the emotionally damaged, sensitive action hero of the 90s; yet there's no manifestation of this emotional damage beyond Brosnan occasionally looking sad. He's an emotional chump whose characterization is meant to persuade us that Bond loves every woman he beds, but he spends most of the movies running around and playing with gadgets with the glee of a kid in a candy store. To put it simply, Brosnan's Bond just doesn't hate himself enough to justify being a 00 agent, which is an absolutely suicidal profession.
Moore's Bond, while almost a parody of the Connery Bond, at the very least has no remorse for his womanizing actions and the death of his cartoony villains. Brosnan's Bond seems to achingly sympathize with his terrorist enemies and female conquests, which doesn't so much make him seem like a badass as a compulsive emotional loser. And Connery's Bond (and especially Craig's) would have cleverly dispatched of
The World is Not Enough's Elektra King after discovering her true colors in a post-coital investigation within the first half hour of the movie.
Brosnan, who has played a number of roles that seemed to parody or contrast his Bond (
Tailor of Panama,
The Matador) unfortunately presided as the character over two of the worst Bond films,
The World is Not Enough, and
Die Another Day, both which are bloated, poorly conceived, shot, and edited. Fans of Brosnan will point to
Goldeneye as a sort of Holy Grail of Bond films, but it's like every of Dir. Martin Campbell movies I've seen to date (including his later Craig Bond film,
Casino Royale): it's too long, the characterizations are overwrought and contradictory, it tries too hard to be funny, and the individual segments never really mesh into a cohesive whole. The best of Brosnan's Bond films is probably
Tomorrow Never Dies, which is a fun piece of fluff that pays homage to the sillier entries in the series, but likens Brosnan more to the titular character of the superspy's failed cartoon spinoff,
James Bond Jr. than the character created by Fleming and realized by Connery.
But I honestly wonder how much of Brosnan's portrayal is just the result of bad choices in the director, writer, and producer's chairs, since the films themselves, taken on their own, are just so godawful. The funniest moment for me, in Brosnan's Bond films, happens in one where Judi Dench (having taken on the role as "M") refers to Bond as a misogynistic dinosaur. It's funny because Brosnan's Bond is anything but the Connery Bond in
Goldfinger, who early in the film slaps a girl on the ass and tells her to leave because it's time for "Man Talk" with his agency contact.
5. George Lazenby/Roger Moore (Lazenby:
On Her Majesty's Secret Service, 1969. Moore:
Live and Let Die, 1973.
The Man with the Golden Gun, 1974.
The Spy Who Loved Me, 1977.
Moonraker, 1979.
For Your Eyes Only, 1981.
Octopussy, 1983.
A View to a Kill, 1985.)
Perhaps fans of Roger Moore (or Lazenby?) will take umbrage me placing these two actors together, but from where I sit they both play Bond almost exactly the same. Theirs is a Bond existing entirely on charm. And there's nothing inherently wrong with that, it's just not exactly the most compelling viewing.
If I had to characterize James Bond actors by Batman thespians I would liken Brosnan to George Clooney, Dalton to Michael Keaton, and Roger Moore and George Lazenby to Adam West. Their Bond is funny! The films aren't so much thrillers as lightweight spoofs of earlier Bond films, like
Goldfinger and
You Only Live Twice, where the gadgets and secret volcano lairs are starting to take precedence over the story. This probably reaches it's height with 1977's
The Spy Who Loved Me, which features a car/submarine, an underwater superfort, and a Russian secret agent Bond girl with the codename "XXX."
Moore and Lazenby's Bonds are charming. They woo women with relative ease, a smile and quip, and kill off their enemies with the same. Still, while I found Lazenby's performance charming (not to mention Telly Savalas and Diana Rigg owning the screen when they were on it)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service is a terrible terrible movie. There are low budget Disney films from this period with better rear screen projection synching than the ski chase scenes, the editing is terrible, the courtship scene is mismanaged, the music is misused (Louis Armstrong? wtf?) and the pacing is some of the worst in Bond film history.
4. Timothy Dalton (
The Living Daylights, 1987.
License to Kill, 1989)
Timothy Dalton never seems to get a fair shake from Bond fans. That's okay, he can take solace in the fact that he played the character as a character, rather than the cliches. It doesn't help that Dalton's Bond saw the end of the cold war, as well (with 1987's
The Living Daylights being the last real cold war era Bond film).
Dalton's Bond is largely a solitary psychopath, a critical reading of Fleming's character, but with silly gadgets. It works best in
Living Daylights, an odd duck of a film, with currents of political intrigue you rarely see in Bond films. Unfortunately, except in the movie
Vertigo, people really don't want to watch a movie with a psychopathic protagonist.
3. David Niven/Woody Allen/ Peter Sellers/Et al. (
Casino Royale, 1967)
The 1967 film
Casino Royale is an out-and-out farce that at times spoofs James Bond, and at other times seems to just want to revel in the swinging 60s of
What's New Pussycat? It imagines a world where all Western spies have been renamed James Bond and are equipped with the most ridiculous gadgets. Called out of retirement is the original Bond (played by a stuttering, refined David Niven) who eschews these gadget crazed wannabes, looks for his daughter, and takes on, amongst other things, Communists, UFOs, and Orson Welles (as magician and psychotropic torturer Le Chiffre).
2. Sean Connery (
Dr. No, 1962.
From Russia With Love, 1963.
Goldfinger, 1964.
Thunderball, 1965.
You Only Live Twice, 1967.
Diamonds Are Forever, 1971.
Never Say Never Again, 1983.)
The best of the "classic" Bonds and the first.
Connery is at his best in the first few films, where he casino hops while sucking on cigarettes and seems generally disinterested in the whole affair; like a handsome Humphrey Bogart, who could barely give a shit if the world burns as long as he gets to drink, womanize, and play with Her Majesty's cash. His salvation as an action hero is his desperation. Connery's Bond is best in action when he looks like he's about to shit his pants; sure Connery's Bond is inherently self destructive, but when it comes down to it, his instinct for self preservation takes precedence over his desire to destroy himself. Because of this he's a terrible spy, as all his villains seem to already know who he is from his hedonistic manner, but when the chips are down it's his quick thinking that allows him to survive and complete the mission. But his fear of death in these scenes is palpable, writ large in his eyes, and feeling that fear along with him gives the films an urgency that later installments lack.
One of my favorite Bond films is actually the non-canonical remake of
Thunderball,
Never Say Never Again, where an aging Bond, now mostly relegated to instruction, is reinstated for one more mission. Connery, his hair thinning, and physical abilities fading, perfectly recaptures Bond's humanity in the face of the absurdity, something totally lacking in the Roger Moore comedy-Bond films it competed with. It's a good contrast with the last two films he made officially for the series,
You Only Live Twice, and
Diamonds are Forever, both of which play out much more cartoonishly than the earlier films, and I'm tempted to lump in
Goldfinger and
Thunderball for their "passenger ejector seat" and "jetpack" sequences respectively. Still Connery is the classic Bond, he's fantastic, and the crowd pleaser, but he's not my number one.
1. Daniel Craig (
Casino Royale, 2006.
Quantum of Solace, 2008.)
2006 saw the series "reboot" from the ground up with Daniel Craig as a newly minted James Bond who receives his 007 number in the opening credits.
Quantum of Solace continues the character's ongoing adventures in the first sequel to maintain continuity with previous entries.
Quantum of Solace sure is a dumb name for an actioner, and it's apparently taken from a James Bond short story where James Bond is at a Christmas Party in New York (or something like that) and reflects on how great life is. Or something. It didn't sound interesting enough to read, actually. But I did like
Quantum of Solace the movie, and what I liked about it especially was Daniel Craig's portrayal of James Bond. There's a scene near the end, where Craig--whose Bond is like a meaner, beefier, Jason Bourne in action scenes--escapes from M's cadre of MI6 agents by smoothly hopping over some hotel rails and walking along some ledges; one of those awesome developing moments the series reboot has made to Craig's rough-edged Bond slowly becoming the Connery Bond.
And that's why Daniel Craig's Bond really is the best. Because he's not stagnant. He's in the process of becoming the smooth self-loather. In
Casino Royale, Craig's proto-Bond is a fairly ruthless killing machine who falls for the wrong woman. When you watch this movie, don't listen too much to the dialogue, just watch his face, and Craig's processing of the emotional cues his character is going through. As great as Connery is, his Bond really doesn't give a shit, and therefore can't really evolve as a character, which eventually means that the villains and spectacle of the series had to take over to keep public interest.
I enjoyed Craig's Bond so much in
Royale that I actually made my own cut of the film, attempting to remove elements that were bloated or too sappy (which defines much of the final half hour to 45 minutes of the film) and present a more cohesive narrative. It was tricky, since I didn't have any access to deleted scenes or other footage at the time, and the quality of the video was relatively low, but I'm satisfied with it now. As an academic exercise, it was tremendous fun.
Bond's evolution continues in
Quantum of Solace. Reading reviews of the film, I was surprised at how all the negative reviews were disappointed at the lack of familiar Bond conventions--when a lack of traditional conventions is what is necessary if the series is to survive beyond the level of self parody (which reached it's awful crescendo in 2002's
Die Another Day). While I was disappointed in the frenetic, clusterfuck editing, Craig's Bond is something of an emotional marvel; a total basketcase who manages to be clever and suave, but use his expression of these qualities as a way of masking pain and anger.
Craig's Bond isn't so dead inside that he's pulling the cigarette sucking, womanizing, compulsive gambling behavior of Connery's Bond, but he's getting there. I only wonder if they'll find some place to take it from there once he gets there--hopefully in a direction away from the Brosnan sensitive 90s hero.